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The buttman, first day of 2004 Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 02:37 pm
Exactly 1 year ago today, the jacobs made a one time appearance in the IYF Pork guestbook. Why didn't anyone krill him?


318 Date: 2004-01-01 20:56:52
Krill'em shakespear ( Somethingtodowithfleshhouse2003@kissmyass.com / no homepage) wrote:

Ok Ok Ok Ok Ok Guys you should know that even though your actually playing a show and how proud of yourself you should really be...soon the greatest band in the world will be on the stage and its the band known as Flesh House K3 and whatcha going to do, when the big gay band runs wild on you.... and the fact of the matter is....I have no facts or really a point to this...I just wanted to sound kinda special and say booty alot. So her goes, booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty iyf pork sucks booty booty booty booty booty booty booty booty.... there I think I made my point on that one.... soon I will rule the world and when the come to thrown me off my bowl that I sit upon to rule the world... i will kill one american soldier and I will better than saddam.....I will make a new city before I die so that They Might Be Giants will write a new song Called Solecism cause thats the name of the city... do i have to spell it all out for you damn.... this isnt any fun anymore.... krill me soon
Current Mood: dookie
Current Music: turd

help me Dec. 13th, 2004 @ 08:05 pm
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=sexualharassment.wmv

why did i have to watch this!?

Dec. 6th, 2004 @ 09:24 pm
I can no longer stop myself from saying this, but somehow I know the same blood is running through veins.

I offer alliegance to your insanely unamusing banter Dr. Demento! Ahhhh!!! You suck so bad, but why cant
I get over you!?!?! I dont deserve this!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

http://www.drdemento.com/games/dementia.html <~ Whoooo

Bonerama!!!: The Retrospective Dec. 5th, 2004 @ 09:45 pm
A picture is like worth a thousands words, and I don't feel like typing, so this should do it.
Bitch, I shit more in a day than I do..like..in an hour.


The back of the only copy ever made of this shitty bootleg from you know who.




A classic work of art. J. Jacobs circa my tech math notebook, @ 2001.
You can't deny that he is a work of art, like some greek god towering
above, he can't be touched I tell you! Like flaming turds from an ass,
no toilet paper can wipe the soiled flames away. He truly is possibly the
greatest man alive.

Jonathan Jacobs Fun Fact: He coined the term "Hooted" after being fragged
by Pennsylvania native Hoot in a game of Turok 2, on the Experimentata level.


After learning how to calculate the volume of a cylinder, this popped out
my ass. Oddly enough, the original copy of this is somewhere under my house
right now festering in a collection of mold and shit like that.

ohhh d'oh!
Current Mood: Butt-tastic
Current Music: Ben Franklin

Tie balloons to your balls and let them float off into the sky Nov. 30th, 2004 @ 08:05 pm
The goddamn ghost better hurry the fuck up and make the walls bleed or some shit, geeze.
Someone left a packet of onion ring batter in my room today, somehow I know the ghost
was behind it. Onion Rings? They look like goddamn tapeworms with fur coats on biting their own
asses. The time has come for me to drag my ass across the floor like a dog in heat in homage to Dan
Thompsons failure to summon the Butt Man, my last lingering wish in the year 2004.
Current Mood: totally jazz piano
Current Music: create sensational onion rings right at home!

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